Ten things plump women can't do

Generally speaking, sexy women are plump. Women with more prominent skinny figures cannot be considered sexy. For example, Zhou Xun is not considered sexy because she is not plump enough.

The first thing: You can’t go down to the coal mine

Not to mention the frequent accidents in China's coal mines, just the entrance to the coal mines is too small. Has anyone ever seen a fat man working in a coal mine? No. One reason is that working in a coal mine is physically strenuous work that consumes too much energy, so fat cannot be accumulated at all; the other reason is that the entrance to the cave is too small and fat people cannot crawl in. The entrance to the cave is too small and the sexy woman's breasts are too big, so the plump woman can't crawl into the cave. So plump women can’t work in coal mines.

Second thing: You can’t be Spider-Man

The man who cleans floors in the city with his life hanging by a thread is called Spider-Man.

The wind was howling in the sky, and the woman's skin was too delicate to bear it. The air at high altitudes is too dry and the sunlight is too strong, so most people cannot enjoy such a sunbath. Even though the plump woman was covered in sunscreen as thick as a city wall, it still couldn't withstand such strong sunlight. Sexy women who like to show off should not do this job.

Third: You can’t be a prostitute

The breasts are so full and feel so good to the touch, and men love to play with them. So it's easy to get hurt, hurt, and very hurt.

Fourth: Don’t wear mini skirts.

The sexy little colored skirt is indeed charming enough. Haven't you seen that those who don't like studying also like to use erasers, more and more people drop erasers in class; haven't you seen that the frequency of men bending down to pick up things has increased; haven't you seen that more men like to exercise and instead of taking the elevator, they climb the stairs diligently; haven't you seen that more people drop their chopsticks in the cafeteria; haven't you seen that male comrades are concerned about the work environment, and strongly demand that the windows and desks be clean, and that all offices and corridors be paved with high-end floor tiles; in addition, although mini skirts are short, use less materials, and have low cost, their prices are higher than long skirts. In order to avoid being laughed at by merchants, you'd better buy long skirts; and skirts were invented by Xi Shi, one of the four great beauties in China. In order to enjoy herself with the King of Wu at any time and let him indulge in sensual pleasures and give up the fighting spirit of an eagle spreading its wings, it is a political need. A plump woman who does not have this political task should better not even wear a long skirt.

Fifth: You cannot turn on the camera

Online video is very popular nowadays. Some time ago, the video chat site UC was selected among the top ten animation websites in China selected by BangChang International, which shows how popular video chat is. "Video chat, ucuc". What is the purpose of video chat? From some video chat mobile phone registration advertisements, we can understand that it is nothing more than communicating with women, especially with sexy women, verbally, physically, corny, etc. In short, it is not pure enough, so it is recommended that sexy women do not turn on the camera, do not video chat, and keep the Internet pure. What's more, if the person on the other end of the Internet is a handsome guy who is a master of flirting and a flower thief, within a few minutes, you will be flirting with each other. You are the fallen flower and he is the flowing water. After a while, you have feelings and he is interested in you, and the flowing water will inevitably carry the fallen flower to the dream sex paradise. Having one-night stands every day, what's the love in it? It's just a simple thrusting action. Doing sex all day long, how can this be tolerated? Once you get involved with a man and connect with a third party, you'll be easily hurt, hurt, very hurt. If you care about what others think of you, don't do video chat. If you are a coquettish beauty or a pretty girl, and you think it's a pity to waste such a natural beauty and graceful body, then just admire yourself in the mirror. This is called self-admiration. You can grasp it in your own hand and don't let a man take all the benefits.

Sixth: The hem of the top cannot be too short.

Although it is summer now, it is not so hot that you will die if you don’t take off all your clothes. The hem of your shirt should be as long as possible, so as not to expose your snow-white skin when you squat, as this can easily induce crime. It's all because of seduction. Please don't give people any chance to take secret photos of revealing buttocks. Plump women should pay special attention.

Seventh: You can’t be a sports athlete

You can’t be a sports athlete, especially a gymnast. Nowadays, many sports journalists visit the Internet for pornographic information. It is easy for them to lose control after seeing it, and it is reflected in the sports photos they take. These reporters have nothing better to do than to eat. What are they filming? Either the shot is of a taut chest, or the focus is on the intersection of the thighs after the splits. Do these journalists understand the country's sports policy of "developing sports and enhancing people's physique"? Not satisfied with just photos, they also make a fuss about the private lives of these athletes, today it's the sexy Kourtney, tomorrow it's the sparkling one. All you know is exposing other people's private affairs. Who do you think the Chinese people are?

8. Can’t Go to Art School

Today's entertainment reporters and social journalists are too low-level and vulgar, and they always talk about female college students. Just say it, but be more broad-minded. Don't always stare at people going to nightclubs and bars, or people doing body art, body painting, luxury cars and beautiful women. As for nude art, those who know about it know that it is art, beauty, the primitive beauty of human beings, the beauty of wildness and desire. Those who don’t know about it will inevitably have excessive hormone secretion and release their libido everywhere. After all, this society's understanding of sexual intercourse has not yet been raised to the same level as eating and sleeping, and sex has not yet been regarded as an entertainment activity or a sport. Sexy female college students are like a scourge, and they are too much of a help to entertainment reporters. In order to give entertainment journalists something to do, sexy and plump women can't go to art school.

Ninth: You can’t be a star

The author is not well-informed and has never heard of any female directors. Don’t be fooled by those directors who appear to be upright gentlemen in front of the camera. Who knows how many beautiful women they have ruined behind the scenes. Either this time Gong Li will be asked to masturbate someone, or next time Zhang Ziyi will be asked to go to bed with someone. As a female star, no matter how radiant she is in front of the camera and the audience, no matter how eye-catching the flowers and applause are, when she is off the stage, she is still a money-making tool and sex toy for the director, so sexy women cannot be stars. No wonder young boys nowadays are scrambling to become directors. Poor little girls who are also trying their best to become stars. How much blood and tears are behind the flowers and applause!

10. You can’t take the bus

I can do anything, but I must not take the bus. In China, where a sexual revolution is taking place, the number of sexual harassment cases per second has hit an all-time high. The space on the bus is narrow, and people's arms and legs are touching each other. In addition, men are naturally lustful, so they are not honest and flirt with people everywhere. Originally, the bus was a garden of morality, and giving up seats to the elderly and pregnant women is a fine tradition of the Chinese nation for thousands of years. Now it has become a concentrated outlet for sexual desires. The world is going downhill. If the country opens up the sex service industry, men will have a place to entertain themselves, but since it doesn't, they have to prey on innocent women. How sad and cruel.