20 secrets women won't admit

1. We still have relics of our last love

Trust us, we're not still sad about that jerk who slept with our bestie, nor are we obsessed with them...but we will keep the love letters they wrote to us when we were 17 and the things they bought on their love trips to commemorate our romantic past and our youth that will eventually fade away.

2. We secretly hate you a little bit...

Because you don’t have to suffer from dysmenorrhea once a month, and you don’t have to cry out in pain and go through the agonies of giving birth to a child! Of course, we also know that this is God’s arrangement, and it’s not your fault as men.

3. We are all mummies

Don't you feel the same? Look at what we are wearing: all kinds of straps, pads, threads, plus a body-shaping garment made of 80% non-breathable nylon, 18% elastic fiber, and 2% cotton... From bras to panties, from insoles to toe bandages, we are like mummies wrapped tightly, constantly enduring all these restraints and discomforts! Imagine that we are dressed like mummies, but still have to fight in the workplace like you men, and wash clothes and cook at home... It's really not easy for women. If you don't love us well, it will be against the will of heaven.

4. We know your online secrets.

First of all, we would like to make it clear that we are not dark-minded and always want to pry into your privacy. We often uncover your deepest, darkest online secrets unintentionally, and we can't really blame us. Please recall: is your QQ set to log in automatically, and is the password automatically saved in your computer? Did you leave your computer on when you were away from home and forget to log out of QQ? Dear, you can only blame yourself for being careless. More importantly, if the content of your chat can be seen by us openly, then even if we accidentally see it once or twice, there is nothing to be angry about.

5. When we say we don’t want gifts

We are lying outright. We want gifts! We want gifts at all times! We want all kinds of gifts! However, when we are ecstatic and overwhelmed with joy holding the gifts, we are more moved by the thought and affection that you put into giving the gifts.

6. We use various holidays as excuses.

We talk about other women every day, this one wears too cool, that one wears too tight. As for us, whenever a festival is approaching, we will secretly start to prepare, and take out all the weird and sexy clothes that are hung deep in the closet and cannot be worn on ordinary days. The more unique and unconventional, the better! Some people say that we dress too much? Blame it on these festivals! Who made us celebrate Valentine's Day, April Fool's Day, Women's Day, Youth Day, Thanksgiving...all kinds of festivals!

7. We are sometimes crazy

Sometimes, when we are alone, we sing loudly, dance randomly, and do some amazing moves. Believe it or not, some of these difficult moves are even difficult for Jin Xing and Yang Liping to do!

8. We pretend...

Pretend all kinds of things, including the following, but not limited to these: being summoned by idols; showing off your cooking skills on stage; every love song is our own story...

9. We spend a lot of time bathing

Taking a shower is our way of escaping the mess that is right in front of us. We take long baths so you can watch the kids for a while, so you don’t have to answer your mother’s phone calls and don’t have to wash the dishes in the sink…

10. We spend too much time on this...

I looked at my face in the mirror over and over again. We know every pore, every blackhead, every sun spot, every misplaced hair, and every new fine line. Then we spend the entire night thinking about them over and over again.

11. We constantly rehearse wars in our heads

Including the war with you, the war with your mother, the war with your sister-in-law, the war with your "girlfriend rival"... There are too many imaginary enemies, and the rehearsals in my mind are often too busy to keep up.

12. For us, shopping has another nickname besides "shopping spree" and "shopping spree"...

It's called "Mission". There are many, many, many missions that need us to complete!

13. We have our own obsessions

There are many things we are obsessed with, including a certain queen style, a certain profound wisdom of life, a certain man's gesture of holding a cigarette... In short, there are many things.

14. When you ask us if the jewelry we are wearing is new...

We would argue that “how can this be new?” while complaining that you don’t care about us. Have you never noticed us wearing this jewelry before? At the same time, we would secretly check to see if the price tag on the jewelry has been taken off.

15. We enjoy being loved by you

Grab us, kiss us hard, send us intimate texts... We often pretend that we don't like these tricks, but in fact we love them! Seriously!

16. We can be annoying.

We can eat cake and get it all over our faces, we can cry without restraint and let our tears and snot get all over your clothes, we can also pick up anything and put it in our mouths to taste it... of course, maintaining our usual elegant posture.

17. We are always crazy about you

This statement can be interpreted in two ways, you know. Sometimes it means that we are still fascinated by you and our blood boils for you; sometimes it means... we are driven crazy by you.

18. We pretend we are the heroines of romantic movies.

A common problem among women is that they are deeply moved by themselves.

19. We snoop on our ex’s Weibo

Not only Weibo, but also various other social tools. We do this not because we still love them, but because we want them to be destitute and grow old in poverty in endless loneliness. Just like the famous saying goes: I feel at ease knowing that you are not doing well now.

20. Our passion is intense.

You men are not the only ones who can be passionate and do things vigorously. Amazing energy can also burst out from our seemingly weak bodies, but the prerequisite is that you are worth it! You have to be worth us burning for you.