The secret of peeing that even men themselves don’t know

Ladies here, have you ever had such a moment of breakdown: you just wiped the toilet and the floor, and your man smeared some urine stains on them. No matter how many times you yelled at him, he just didn't learn his lesson!

The male compatriots are also innocent at this moment. They just relieved themselves easily in the toilet in the last second, and have to endure their wives’ lion roars in the next second.

And the point of being yelled at every time is: You men can’t aim when you go to the toilet!!

Most gay men are accustomed to "shaking" after urinating, and the remaining urine will be thrown everywhere.

Excluding this kind of human behavior, another possibility is illness.

Prostatic hyperplasia

The enlarged prostate will compress the urethra and increase urination resistance, resulting in urethral bifurcation and urinary dripping.

Urinary tract stones

Stones lodged in the urethra cause difficulty in urination, with discontinuous and dripping urine that may splash everywhere;

Phimosis

Severe phimosis, especially pathological phimosis, can cause the foreskin opening to be extremely narrow, which may cause symptoms of dysuria;

Peyronie's disease

Fibrotic lesions or plaques appear in the tunica albuginea of ​​the corpus cavernosum of the penis, which will change the curvature of the penis and cause urine to be ejaculated crookedly.

If you are worried about the above situations, it is best for gay men to go to a regular hospital for urology examination~

There is no shaking and no illness. Many gay men would say aggrievedly: My urine is very accurate!

But what you thought was precise shooting was actually a hail of bullets!

The British QS Bathroom Company once conducted an experimental investigation, using an artificial urethra to simulate men urinating while standing, and prepared fluorescent liquid and ultraviolet lights to observe the extent of urine splashing.

The experimental results show that the amount of urine splashing out will really be different at different locations in the toilet:

The "toilet wall" near the water tank

It seemed that most of the urine was collected in the toilet, but when the ultraviolet light was turned on, the toilet seat, toilet lid, and even the wall 14 feet (about 36cm) away were splashed with urine.

Aim at the "water" Aim at the water: there are still a lot of tiny urine splashes out, the side of the toilet near the water tank, the bottom of the toilet seat, the bottom of the toilet lid are all stained, and the nearby walls are also contaminated.

The "inner wall of the toilet" on the side close to the human body

Only a very small amount of urine splashed outside, and this way of peeing was proven to be the "cleanest".

Comparison of three types of urology

So, gay men, now you know that when you pee while standing, you should aim for the cleanest spot, right?

However, even if you make sure you pee in the "cleanest" spot every time, it's still dirty.

Assuming a gay man urinates twice a day at home, after 5 days, the toilet will be extremely dirty, and even the place 36 feet (about 1.1m) away will not be spared.

In other words, even if a gay man has the "good skill" of always hitting the target, peeing while standing will still cause an "earth-shattering explosion".

The best solution is to change your urinary posture!

Uh~ the above 6 methods are probably not the optimal solution. The best method, of course, is to pee while sitting!

Sitting down to pee is the best way to avoid urine splashing, no doubt about it.

When you pee while sitting, a small amount of urine will still splash under the toilet seat, but in comparison, it is already very clean.

More importantly, in addition to hygiene, sitting to pee has unexpected benefits:

Safer. For certain groups of people, such as patients with lower urinary tract symptoms such as frequent urination, urgency, and difficulty urinating, sitting can reduce residual urine volume, increase urine flow rate, and shorten urination time, which is significantly better than standing to urinate;

For middle-aged and elderly men, sitting down to urinate will not easily lead to "urinary syncope" caused by sudden changes in blood pressure.

It will please the lesbians at home. Just imagine, the toilet is not dirty anymore, it is easier to clean, and the lesbians will no longer lose their temper easily. Ah! The home is really peaceful and harmonious!

Maybe some gay men still have some concerns: If I pee while sitting down, will girls really think I am effeminate?

Don't worry, that absolutely won't happen!

Lesbians are really eager for you to sit down and pee!

So feel free to sit down. Not only will it not look effeminate, it will also make you look considerate and manly!