Before the Spring Festival, a cloud meeting between digestive organs

This is the 4211th article of Da Yi Xiao Hu

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Not long ago, the State Council released a major news that the new coronavirus infection was adjusted to "Class B and Class B". As soon as the news came out, people cheered. Now, it is approaching the Spring Festival, and every household can't wait to prepare fine wine and food to entertain relatives and friends and enjoy this most grand festival for Chinese people. In order to cater to the "masters" to celebrate the festival together and provide high-quality services, the head of the human organ headquarters, the brain, quickly convened the heads of the four major digestive organs, headed by the stomach, pancreas, gallbladder, and liver, to hold an online video conference.

As the host of the meeting, Brain cleared his throat and said, "Dear leaders, the Spring Festival is coming, but this year's Spring Festival will be very different from the past. The economy, which has been affected by the epidemic for three years, has begun to recover, and people's long-suppressed emotions have begun to be released. Therefore, there is a high possibility of retaliatory consumption, and they will reward us with delicacies from land and sea and golden wine. Therefore, we must cheer up and serve the "master" well in a good state. Now, if you have any ideas, please speak freely!" Brain raised the corners of his mouth and looked expectantly, but several leaders were silent, lowered their heads and said nothing.

"What's wrong with you? Shouldn't the New Year be a festive occasion? Instead, you're acting like Lin Daiyu!" My brain was puzzled.

At this moment, the stomach chief sighed helplessly, showing a tired posture: "Minister, you don't know that no matter how powerful I am, I can't withstand the warm hospitality of the "master". Especially during the Spring Festival, people like to eat together around the table, with chicken, meat, fish, and shrimp for every meal, but no vegetarian dishes; either fresh seafood, drinking heavily, or eating handfuls of peanuts, melon seeds, and candies. Such a high-fat, high-protein, and high-sugar diet, and even overeating, has damaged many of my soldiers (gastric mucosal epithelial cells), so I don't have time to work properly (digestion). Once, the "master" was bloated and bleeding, but he didn't know it, and still ate hard, and finally rolled on the ground in pain. Nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, and fever are the best ways for me to warn him. By the way, there is more than that. Sometimes the "master" has an irregular work and rest schedule. He plays Landlord, Mahjong, online games, karaoke, etc., and I just want to take a break after get off work, but he is very excited. Therefore, I am overloaded with work. How can I not fall down after a few days?!"

"Brother Stomach, actually, you are not the only one who suffers, we are the same. The one who feels the most miserable is me - the pancreas. When my "master" goes crazy, overeats and drinks a lot, I have to work faster to secrete protease, lipase and amylase to help digest food. Once, my pancreatic head was exhausted and became congested and edematous, and it became acutely inflamed and necrotic. The pain was so severe that I was dying. This is no joke. Fortunately, my "master" rushed to the hospital in time for rescue, otherwise it would have caused multiple organ failure and I would probably die. Therefore, once "master" has pain in the middle left side of the abdomen, like a knife cut, or radiates to the shoulder and back, accompanied by nausea, vomiting, abdominal distension, fever and other symptoms, you must pay attention to it." After the pancreas finished speaking, it couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, as if it had just walked out of a painful experience.

"That's right, there's me too! Normally, I have a very good relationship with the pancreas. If anything happens to him, I won't be able to survive alone!" The gallbladder rushed to add insult to injury. It would have been better if he hadn't said it, but this statement scared the minister back a few steps. "It's like this. On weekdays, the "master" eats regularly, and I also do my job, excreting bile to participate in the digestion and absorption of food. If the "master" is lazy and doesn't eat breakfast or doesn't eat on time during holidays, I won't be able to empty the bile normally, and the bile will become more and more viscous, causing gallstones. Gallstones are rough and scrape against the gallbladder wall from time to time, causing me to be injured and inflamed. So the severe pain is our protest!"

At this time, the brain was silent, waiting for the liver to speak.

"Beer makes you bloated, liquor makes you drunk easily, one drink after another, it damages your liver and stomach. I can't afford it, I can't afford it~" The Liver Officer is different from the other three. He is a man of few words. In order to save energy, he took out the clapperboard and sang a jingle.

As the meeting was coming to an end, the Minister of Brain couldn't help but let out a long sigh. He didn't expect that a discussion meeting on celebrating the holidays would end up turning into a complaining meeting.

The meeting summary is as follows: In order to enjoy the holiday in a healthy and safe manner, please keep a regular schedule, eat healthy, exercise moderately, and take good protection. Do not overeat, stay up late, or overwork! Let us protect the health of ourselves and our families and welcome the arrival of spring.

Author: Changning District Center for Disease Control and Prevention

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